I have a new life goal. 

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 08/14/2017 at 22:35 • Filed to: None

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I was talking to this guy who works for a marketing firm. He’s “semi-retired” and just came back from Michigan Speedway where he set up an advertisement for an insurance company. Apparently, he does a lot of car related marketing things, which, until about a decade ago, included driving a monster truck. He also runs a bar out of his basement on a golf course and half owns another bar.

That guy knows how to enjoy life. Also he gave me golf tips.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/14/2017 at 22:36

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I bet if I ran a bar, I could get a damn poker game going. That has been the bane of my existence since college. I have never found enough people to get a poker game going. I blame the fact that most of my friends are women and too smart to throw away money.

XJDano > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/14/2017 at 22:41

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Don’t play for money.

WilliamsSW > XJDano 08/14/2017 at 22:47

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Poker is zero fun without cash on the line.

It’s funny because I’ll play any other card game without gambling but not poker.

LongbowMkII > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/14/2017 at 22:47

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I cant even find poker games in a casino

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/14/2017 at 22:48

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THIS! Poker and Spades need to be legalized for gambling across the US!

I’ll add this to my platform for when I run for president in 2030 or whenever I can run.

WilliamsSW > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 08/14/2017 at 22:49

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I’ll vote for you based on that alone- but it’s not that hard to find a game even without this, luckily.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 08/14/2017 at 22:51

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You think there will be organized government in 2030 lol

Chariotoflove > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/14/2017 at 22:52

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I’m thinking if they were so smart, they’d set up a game, get you drinking, and take you for all your worth.

Your friends must like you.

WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/14/2017 at 22:53

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There are some great old man bars at golf courses - munis, not country clubs.

This would be an awesome semi retirement gig.

XJDano > WilliamsSW 08/14/2017 at 22:54

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Not exactly what I meant, but yeah. I once was playing with some family and friends, got shitfaced and could not loose. I don’t play much after that.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/14/2017 at 22:57

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Shit, well there probably well be, but it’ll be fascist or communist.

Honeybunchesofgoats > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 08/14/2017 at 23:00

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You’ve got my vote.

WilliamsSW > XJDano 08/14/2017 at 23:00

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Ah- I’ve had a few people who wanted to play for “funsies” and it bored me to tears, haha—

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > LongbowMkII 08/14/2017 at 23:02

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Even when you can, it’s that lame shit were you only play against the dealer :(

LongbowMkII > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 08/14/2017 at 23:04

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Oh yeah, there was that, but that hardly counts. Made money off it though.

Which I then gave to the blackjack table.

DipodomysDeserti > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/14/2017 at 23:05

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The best poker players I know are women. We taught my six year-old daughter how to play last month and she beat me. No joke.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/14/2017 at 23:06

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Here you go...buy a country pub in Australia

http://burnsandco.com.au/properties/1-3-messines-street-nandaly

http://burnsandco.com.au/properties/underbool-hotel-underbool

tromoly > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/15/2017 at 11:33

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What monster truck did he drive, any idea?